11 RUN 6th INNING SPURS TIGERS TO HIGHEST SCORING OUTING IN COMERICA PARK HISTORY
Operation: Salvage the Season is running flawlessly and we at RepcoLite's Central Command could not possibly be any happier.
Yesterday, Heavy Hitters in the Detroit Tigers organization phoned RepcoLite's corporate office and conveyed their thanks and gave their assurances that starting yesterday--before the game--the Tigers players would be made aware of Operation: Salvage the Season and would be encouraged to take RepcoLite up on our offer of free paint and decorating advice.
During the game yesterday evening, we received photographic images that, when cleaned up, seem to show an official "Operation: Salvage the Season" sign-up sheet for free paint. And, if you look closely . . . it seems that there are a couple of signatures on the list.
At any rate, Yesterday, the Tigers were made aware of RepcoLite's support and were encouraged to take advantage of RepcoLite's generosity. They were given this information before the game started last night and these last two games, they've been playing like a team on fire.
Well, we have wondered if their success was due largely to Operation: Salvage the Season. Of course, we believed it to be so. But we had no proof. That is, we had no proof . . . until now.
At this point, in this update, I am excited to announce that Central Command has received, exactly 14 minutes ago, a most remarkable piece of audio from our undercover operative, Sacrifice Fly.
Fly is deep undercover in the Tigers organization and actually is in the dugout, right now, with the Tigers. And as he stands there, rubbing shoulders and keeping his ears open, tapes are rolling and he has picked up some amazing recordings that prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Tigers are indeed attribuiting their success, their good swings and their overall comfort level to one thing and one thing alone--Operation: Salvage the Season.
Unfortunately, we are unable to leak any of that audio right now--our technicians will be working all through the night and the morning tomorrow as they strive to clean it up and reproduce it as clearly as possible. Once it's been cleaned up, we will immediately post it here. We expect it to be ready early tomorrow evening. Look for it.
End of Update.
Operation: Salvage the Season is running flawlessly and we at RepcoLite's Central Command could not possibly be any happier.
Yesterday, Heavy Hitters in the Detroit Tigers organization phoned RepcoLite's corporate office and conveyed their thanks and gave their assurances that starting yesterday--before the game--the Tigers players would be made aware of Operation: Salvage the Season and would be encouraged to take RepcoLite up on our offer of free paint and decorating advice.
During the game yesterday evening, we received photographic images that, when cleaned up, seem to show an official "Operation: Salvage the Season" sign-up sheet for free paint. And, if you look closely . . . it seems that there are a couple of signatures on the list.
At any rate, Yesterday, the Tigers were made aware of RepcoLite's support and were encouraged to take advantage of RepcoLite's generosity. They were given this information before the game started last night and these last two games, they've been playing like a team on fire.
Well, we have wondered if their success was due largely to Operation: Salvage the Season. Of course, we believed it to be so. But we had no proof. That is, we had no proof . . . until now.
At this point, in this update, I am excited to announce that Central Command has received, exactly 14 minutes ago, a most remarkable piece of audio from our undercover operative, Sacrifice Fly.
Fly is deep undercover in the Tigers organization and actually is in the dugout, right now, with the Tigers. And as he stands there, rubbing shoulders and keeping his ears open, tapes are rolling and he has picked up some amazing recordings that prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Tigers are indeed attribuiting their success, their good swings and their overall comfort level to one thing and one thing alone--Operation: Salvage the Season.
Unfortunately, we are unable to leak any of that audio right now--our technicians will be working all through the night and the morning tomorrow as they strive to clean it up and reproduce it as clearly as possible. Once it's been cleaned up, we will immediately post it here. We expect it to be ready early tomorrow evening. Look for it.
End of Update.
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