THE TIGERS HAVE RESPONDED!
We have heard nothing new from our operative within the organization--our little fly on the wall of the dugout who goes by the codename, Sacrifice Fly. There is some concern amongst the members of the Operation Command Unit as to his well-being, however, we are confident that his cover is intact and we believe he's gone silent for reasons he will explain later.
However, though we've received no news from Sacrifice Fly, we have received confirmation that the Tigers and Mr. Ilitch have indeed received our letter.
This afternoon at roughly 2:20 pm Eastern Standard Time, the RepcoLite Corporate office received a phone call from the Detroit Tigers. The representative asked to speak with Operation: Salvage the Season Commander-in-Chief, D.G. Hansen.
The conversation was brief and to the point. The Tigers' Representative, whose name we will withhold for security reasons, confirmed that he was calling on behalf of Mr. Ilitch.
He then confirmed that Mr. Ilitch had received the letter from Operation: Salvage the Season and made it clear that he was very appreciative. He went on to say that "Mr. Ilitch is pleased with your support for the Tigers and he will certainly pass this information and your generous offer along to the players. If any of them are interested, we will give you a call."
Is this enough? Is just knowing that RepcoLite is supporting them going to be enough to Salvage this Season? We don't know. However, as I prepare to post this update to the public, the Tigers are leading the Texas Rangers in the bottom of the 8th. The score is 9-2 and they are threatening to drive in more runs. The Tiger's announcers have been commenting all night that the Tigers look loose--they look as if they've finally got things worked out. In regards to Verlander, the Tigers' pitcher tonight, they stated that he was finally starting to look like the Verlander we've come to know. His pitches were sharp tonight, he moved at a good pace and his breaking ball had significant "bite."
Is it working? It's too early to say for sure, but these are definitely good signs.
So before I close this update, let me sum everything up: Mr. Ilitch has received our letter. His office called us and assured us he would pass it along to the players. Now, less than 8 hours after that phone call, we're watching the Tigers play at a level they haven't played at all season long. Coincidence? Maybe. But we don't think so.
Onward with the Operation!
We have heard nothing new from our operative within the organization--our little fly on the wall of the dugout who goes by the codename, Sacrifice Fly. There is some concern amongst the members of the Operation Command Unit as to his well-being, however, we are confident that his cover is intact and we believe he's gone silent for reasons he will explain later.
However, though we've received no news from Sacrifice Fly, we have received confirmation that the Tigers and Mr. Ilitch have indeed received our letter.
This afternoon at roughly 2:20 pm Eastern Standard Time, the RepcoLite Corporate office received a phone call from the Detroit Tigers. The representative asked to speak with Operation: Salvage the Season Commander-in-Chief, D.G. Hansen.
The conversation was brief and to the point. The Tigers' Representative, whose name we will withhold for security reasons, confirmed that he was calling on behalf of Mr. Ilitch.
He then confirmed that Mr. Ilitch had received the letter from Operation: Salvage the Season and made it clear that he was very appreciative. He went on to say that "Mr. Ilitch is pleased with your support for the Tigers and he will certainly pass this information and your generous offer along to the players. If any of them are interested, we will give you a call."
Is this enough? Is just knowing that RepcoLite is supporting them going to be enough to Salvage this Season? We don't know. However, as I prepare to post this update to the public, the Tigers are leading the Texas Rangers in the bottom of the 8th. The score is 9-2 and they are threatening to drive in more runs. The Tiger's announcers have been commenting all night that the Tigers look loose--they look as if they've finally got things worked out. In regards to Verlander, the Tigers' pitcher tonight, they stated that he was finally starting to look like the Verlander we've come to know. His pitches were sharp tonight, he moved at a good pace and his breaking ball had significant "bite."
Is it working? It's too early to say for sure, but these are definitely good signs.
So before I close this update, let me sum everything up: Mr. Ilitch has received our letter. His office called us and assured us he would pass it along to the players. Now, less than 8 hours after that phone call, we're watching the Tigers play at a level they haven't played at all season long. Coincidence? Maybe. But we don't think so.
Onward with the Operation!
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